ok, ok, ok.  I am putting up my sounds page....sheesh bunch of critics. 

You try doing a web page!!

Here we go, you asked for it, but if you don't like it, tough!!

Let's see ya do better!

 

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Allright wise guy where am I?
       Thats the trouble with autodialers, ya never know where you are!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Somethun a miss here
        The ref is gone and  you are alone with a stranger!  Wow a DC'er!!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Now what am i gonna do?
       Your first DC?

26.gif (1916 bytes)  No coaching please! 
        I wish i could play this when i play!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Oh you huh
        The damn DC'er gets you again!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Watch your language, bud 
        Refmom says.......

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Lets get organized 
       This what i do

26.gif (1916 bytes)  What a revolting development!
      You DC'ed the wrong person!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Quick, quick, save me   
        Oh yeah what every man wants on CU!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Ho, Ho, very funny. Ha Ha it is to laugh
       Something we females try hard not to do when on the reflector

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Hey wait a minute, i think i've got it!
        After they have been booted for the 3rd time!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Good clean wholesome fun!
       Ahh, the El Ref comes to mind!

26.gif (1916 bytes)  Ok, have it your way 
       Something you never hear a female say to a man!

Ok, so if you can think of funnier lines let me know and if i like them i will adapt them.

  Daffi

webfeet.GIF (6630 bytes)

Wav Files for ICQ and etc

Here are some uses for them: for incoming files, messages, computer program errors, shutting down Windows...etc.

  Have fun with my voice

 

Announce

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Daffi is Online

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  User is Online

Incoming message

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Hey Cutie, there is an incoming msg for you

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Hi sexy, there is an incoming msg for you

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) There is an incoming msg for you

External Applications

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Hey you, want to DC?

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Oooooo, I want to DC with you

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Oooooo, I want you

  1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Ohhh yeah!, I want to DC with you

Incoming Chat:

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Incoming chat request

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  I want to talk to you

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Hey, you wanna talk?

Incoming Contact

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Hmmmm, incoming contact

Incoming File Transfer

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Incoming file transfer

Authorization Requests

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)   Please authorize me

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)      Please add me

Incoming URL

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Quack

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  Ribbit

Email Notification

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)   You have mail

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)   You have new mail

Misc

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Do you really want to turn me off?

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Hi there

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Hmmmm, i want you

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Oh, dear there is a problem

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Oh My GOD!

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Opps!

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes)  System Msg

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) There is a program error

 1wvb9.gif (1191 bytes) Ohhhhh, I think i need a cigarette after that !