Beekers: Hey Wanker !

Dedicated to Daffi and all the other Refmons
To the tune of Big Spender with heart felt apologies to Shirley Bassey (extra verses added)

The minute you started to plead
I could see you were a man of suspicion,
a likely beggar,
always whining, all the time.
Say I'd like to know what's goes on in your mind ?

So let me get right to the point,
Begging is what most women really detest.
Hey, you beggar !,
Go beg on someone else's ref.

The minute you opened your mouth,
I could see you were a man of suspicion,
a likely director,
barking instructions, lower the cam
Say I'd like to know what's goes on in your brain ?

So let me get right to the point,
Directing doesn't leave women at all impressed.
Hey, director!,
Go direct on someone else's ref.

The minute I saw a ceiling fan,
I could see you were a man of suspicion,
a likely lurker,
always hiding, cam misplaced
Say I'd like to know the look of your face ?

So let me get right to the point,
Lurking causes me way too much stress.
Hey, you lurker !!,
Go lurk on someone else's ref.

We all want to have fun, fun, fun ?
and have a few laughs, laughs ?
behave and you'll have a good time,
behave and everything I'll be fine

The minute I saw your little dick
I could see you were a man of suspicion,
a likely wanker,
hand pumping, unrefined
Say I'd like to know how you do this all the time

So let me get right to the point,
You don't deserve any sympathy from me.
Hey, you wanker !
Hey, you wanker !
Hey, you wanker !,
my boot is all you will see,
my boot is all you will see,
my boot is all you will see,

Beekers